Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize