i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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