Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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