do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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