This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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