office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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