You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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