I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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