***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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