You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
