he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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