I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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