Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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