Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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