Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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