At least make sure they are 18
Why
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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