You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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