Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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