he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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