so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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