she smelled like a LAN party
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
