Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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