doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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