so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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