Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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