Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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