Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I party with great urgency now.
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