is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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