So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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