Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Alive.
So much puke
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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