At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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