I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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