No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Randomize
