i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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