the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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