big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
