Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Randomize
