its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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