Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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