That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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