Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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