Quick, to the slutcave!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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