Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
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