just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
The best revenge is premature balding
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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