i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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