ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Say something about gay babies.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
When are your genitals available?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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