D3 body, D1 cock
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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