yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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