why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
