i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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