We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
two words: eviction party
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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