..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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